Friday, May 1, 2009

Awesome Movie Posters

Sick & tired of shitty movie posters?  Check out the amazingly psychedelic prints over at  
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Pleasurists #26

Pleasurists #26 marks six months of Pleasurists weekly round-ups!

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #25? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #27? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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On to the reviews…
Editor’s Pick

Vibrators

Dildos

Toys for Cocks

Lube & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books

Adult Movies/Porn

Miscellaneous

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

How To Avoid Acting Like A Psycho Girlfriend

So it's the weekend, and  your boyfriend is doing something shitty.  Go figure.  He could be hitting up some party he didn't invite you to, or won't quit playing WOW, or simply isn't answering any of your text messages.  We've all done the "psycho girlfriend" thing in this scenario at one time or another.  We blow up their inbox with dirty words like "sadistic goat fucker" and "pre-ejaculating moron."  We leave multiple messages in their voice box accusing them of cheating with some grimy skank, or telling them how nasty the skid marks in their boxers are.  We rip up photos of the two of you as a happy couple, and maybe even burn the remains.  We may even physically damage some their property (only to accuse their teenage neighbors if ever asked about it).  

If this is you my friend I want you calm down, count to ten, and follow these simple steps to not be a psycho girlfriend. Maybe he's in the wrong, maybe he's not.  Neither are excuses for this kind of behavior.  Acting crazy only makes him look better.  

1. Take an Ativan.  If you do not have a prescription for Ativan or something similar, take one shot of Nyquil.  

2. Send him one text message and ONLY one text message.  Say something nice lie "I hope you have a good night baby! I miss You."  

3. Do SOMETHING.  Go out with girlfriends, read a book, watch a movie, cross stitch a bunny rabbit, whatever.  Just get your mind off him.  

4.  Take an Ambien.  If you do not have a prescription, take another shot of Nyquil.  

5. Pass the fuck out.

If he's still being a little bitch master in the morning, dump his ass.  
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Monday, April 20, 2009

Durex PLAY VIBRATIONS Vibrating Ring Review


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My boyfriend isn’t into sex toys as much as I am.  He’s comfortable using vibrators on me, but doesn’t own any products of his own yet.  We were browsing through the supermarket the other night when, to my pleasant surprise, he brought my attention to this Durex vibrating ring.   I’m still in the process of warming him up to using adult products in the sack, so I got really excited when he showed interest in trying a sex toy without any persuasion from me.   It’s about damn time. 

The Basics:  This ring is in the $5 - $10 price range.  It comes pleasantly packaged in a pink plastic box that includes one disposable vibrating ring, and one latex condom.  Also included is a $1 off coupon for your next Durex product. The ring is very thin, and made of a clear rubbery material (no word on the actual substance, maybe jelly?).  It’s also waterproof, and can be used with or without a condom. The bullet is tiny, and quite unobtrusive.  There is a purple on/off located at the top of bullet.  The vibrations last 20 minutes, and the batteries are not replaceable.  It claims the vibrations are 30% stronger, but I wouldn’t know because I never tried the previous edition. 

How did it measure up? It was easy to slip the ring onto his member, and the on/off switch was so simple a caveman could figure it out. His only gripe was he couldn’t feel the vibes during fast thrusting, and I agree.  The vibrations were best felt when he was slowly thrusting deep inside me.  He had to be deep because that was the only way I could feel the vibrations on my clit, and the pressure increased sensation for him as well.  It was most effective in missionary position or with gal on top.  I hated the batteries aren’t replaceable, and it only lasts 20 minutes. WTF Durex?  I also found it too stretchy to stiffen my guy’s penis, or prolong orgasm.  I guess I suppose I shouldn’t have expected too much from a $5 vibrating c-ring, but what can I say?  I have high standards.  What I did appreciate about it was that the vibrations were actually strong enough to flow through his penis.  It was also comfortable for him to wear, and was not irritating on my lady bits either.  A little lube helped to keep things smooth, and didn’t cause the ring to slip off his sausage.   

I think this ring is a great sexual enhancement for those just getting interested in sex toys. As a novice toy user, my guy seemed to be pleased with his experience overall.  He really enjoyed the new sensations a vibrating c-ring brought to his cock.  As a veteran toy user, I found it to possess quite a few flaws, but it’s definitely worth a few bucks to try.  If you like it, go out and get a higher quality ring with replaceable batteries.  It will be worth the investment in the long run.  If you don’t like it, it comes with a 100% satisfaction or your money back guarantee.   


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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Toss Your Jellies & Try a New Material!

Super quiet silicone vibrator with angled g-spot head.Luxury ceramic dildo with ball-shaped handleSilicone ergonomic dildo.Double-headed stainless steel dildo wand with curved shaft.


Sex Manufacturers have come a long way in last couple of years. The danger of phthalates (a chemical used to soften plastics) are well known by those in the know about sex toys, but the general population still has no clue such harmful chemicals were ever even put into dildos and vibrators. Manufacturers got away with this for so long by slapping a "For Novelty Only" label on toys which puts the safety of products on you, rather than them. While the dangers associated with phthalates are still inconclusive, they're considered "probably carcinogens," and can even interfere with fetal development. Why take the chance? Why not have the same standards we'd expect from a human boyfriend in our battery operated ones? You certainly wouldn't have unprotected sex with a guy whom you knew could transmit a deadly disease into your body, so why insert a dildo that could possibly do the same thing. Respect your body, and treat yourself to worry free indulgence with a safer sex toy. Even though many manufactures are no longer selling products containing harmful phthlates, there are still porous products available on the market. The most popular of these products include jelly, PVC, cyberskin, elastomer, and rubber. If you already happen to own a toy made of one of these materials I recommend throwing it out. If you absolutely love it, and cannot bear to part ways simply cover it with a condom before every use to prevent the spread of disease and harmful chemicals from seeping into your body. You can easily find safer toys that can be sterilized such as those made of 100% silicone, stainless steel, wood, aluminum, ceramic, and glass. These products may be slightly more expensive than lower quality toys, but you're health and safety is worth it!
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Vagina Jewelry


 VulvaLoveLovely's female anatomy themed shop  is absolutely amazing.  Everyone knows how beautifully unique the vulva is.... and she's cashing in on it.  I'd totally rock one of these necklaces. 
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